Jag kom över en sammanställning över de vanligaste skadorna som drabbar spelarna i la Liga och Serie A.

"Most common football injuries in la Liga and Serie A:

Bruised ego

Hair Gel in the eyes

Split ends

Hair straightener burn

Vuvuzela ear damage

Sore jaw

Scratched nail polish

Fractured eye lash

Makeup intoxication

Lactating breasts

Sore nipples

Botox complications

Ingrown hairs from full body shave

Rectal bleeding

Disco fever"

 

 

 

 

Låter rimligt.

Most common football injuries in la Liga and Serie A:

Bruised ego

Hair Gel in the eyes

Split ends

Hair straightener burn

Vuvuzela ear damage

Sore jaw

Scratched nail polish

Fractured eye lash

Makeup intoxication

Lactating breasts

Sore nipples

Botox complications

Ingrown hairs from full body shave

Rectal bleeding

Disco fever